Something fishy going on around here

When Mummy and Daddy told me they were taking the week off, they said they had lots and lots of very important jobs to do and that they would be very busy so I had to go to kindy so they could do jobs.

Hmmmm. But when I got home yesterday, Mummy and Daddy both looked browner than when I left, and Mummy smelt a little bit of wine.

And when I left this morning Mummy was still in her pyjamas.

And there is a big pile of bricks and wood chips in the driveway, that doesn't look like it has been touched yet, and my sandpit still doesn't have any sand in it.

There is something fishy going on round here.