Wee

Yesterday Mummy bought a funny thing for me. It had cool pictures on it, of Pooh and Tigger - though they are not the same as the ones on the telly called Book of Pooh (which is my favourite, I always watch it after my bath and before I go to bed.) The funny thing went inside Mummy and Daddy's toilet seat, it was like a little seat. I got the impression that they wanted me to sit on it when I wanted to do a poo. I know this because Mummy said 'If you want to do a poo poo, you tell Mummy and you can sit on the toilet'. I thought, what a stupid idea and did a poo in the bath instead.

Ha ha.

Anyway, today I was in the bath with Mummy. I could tell she was a bit worried. I told her wee wee a few times, and she just said it was ok but no poo poos. Honestly. In the end I had to tell her toilet and say out. And go GET the toilet seat myself and put it on the toilet. Finally she got the hint and put me on the seat. And I did a wee.

I got really spoilt and had extra toast even though I did another little wee on the carpet after that.

Well, I'm not even 2 you know.